Tag Archive for 'zombie dating'

Bit? Turning? Already Turned? Brains?

“Oh, well, you know, I should go out there and like get back in the dating game and stuff. I mean but what’s the point, like the Zombie Apocalypse (2012) is coming and when I turn, like, I’m not gonna be ‘dateable’…”

WRONG!!!

That excuse can no longer be used now that we have Zombie Harmony.

I found a date through zombie harmony - one of the best free dating sites for zombies
Created by Mingle2.com (Dating for non-zombies)

You, the zombie, can search based on critera ranging from no limbs to freshly turned, from immobile to slow-moving. It also contains little meaty chunks of information from featured members on the home page, what more can you ask for!

Wonder if there is a niche for affiliate marketing in the Zombie Dating arena. Nuff’ Said.