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Touch Not, Lest Ye Be Touched

Ok guys, since I am apparently the biggest dick on this site, I felt the need to review Tales of the Black Freighter before the other softees did.  I don’t know if it was evident from the most recent podcast, but I was not enamored with Watchmen.  It really had nothing to do with what they left out, and what they changed or any of that, it was more a fact that the movie just can’t be made with the source material provided.  Now I’m not about to say I hated the movie completely because I liked nay loved certain parts.  The way they Snyder altered the ending for example…better than the book.  Rorschach was awesome and Jackie Earl Haley was the highlight of the whole move.  In fact I agree with one of the commentors that an all-Rorschach movie would have been sick.  Nonetheless, I left the theater feeling underwhelmed and under-entertained, but in reality I don’t think it could have been better, unless they made a miniseries…and at that, who knows.  Now, onto the supplemental material that was released this week.  As a whole, it was much better than the theatrical release.  The Black Freighter story is very gritty and dark, it is certainly not for the faint at heart.  Snyder and Co. left no stone unturned here and gave me exactly what I wanted…a faithful replication of the story within a story.  Gerard Butler’s voice over was ominous and angered.  As Chuck and I left the movie we both were wanting more of the MinuteMen back story…well you will get that here with the Under The Hood interview by the original Night Owl.  It is done in such a way that it seems like you are watching a 60 Minutes-like show from the 1960s with Seiko commercials included.  As such, a lot of Sally Jupiter’s story shone through here as well as the original masked vigilante Hooded Justice.  When Watchmen come out on BluRay, I will rewatch both in tandem and I feel that this may change my opinion for Watchmen, even possibly raising it’s iScore for me…nah.