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Number 2 in a series of the worst kids games

Cock Block

Apparently the purpose of this game is to prevent the other children from accessing the blocks to build their own castles, towers, etc. You win when none of your friends are able to build anything. The win is bittersweet however, since you typically don’t get a chance to build anything either since you spent all your time blocking your friends.

I’m a Marvel…I’m a DC…It’s f’n brilliant.

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Thanks Doug for the link.

‘Nuff Said.

Twitter. Seriously people?

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So I was having this conversation with a good buddy of mine the other day about some of our friends getting on the Twitter bandwagon. I was very happy to find another individual that felt the same way as I did.

Internal dialogue. That’s essentially what goes on. 140 characters or less of random babbling about:

  • This girl on the train is hot. (not gonna happen buddy)
  • Man, this sandwich is tasty. (congrats tool, your keyboard now has mayo on it)
  • I’m late for class. (stop typing and get to class dumbass)
  • This rash is spreading. (glad you’re far away)
  • Other bullshit. (see above)

Fortunately some talented people decided to put together a video that sums up how my buddy and I feel about it. I’m sure that some will say ” either you get it, or you don’t” or “it’s not for everybody” in some assinine condescending fashion, and you know what? I’m glad I don’t get it. Scientoligists probably say the same shit.

So… really?

Wait.

No, really??

Top 5 best TV commercials, right now (as I see it).

In no particular order other than my stream of thought.

1. KIA Soul. Hamsters chillin’? Come on, All I need is some Dynamite Hack and we’re good to go.

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2. Hulu. Alex Baldwin is just plain awesome. He gets the Cadillac for this one.

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3. Hulu. Seth McFarland just cool, and whenever he can jump out and visit the really-real word is welcomed.

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4. Quiznos. Oh man, this one is just plain wrong. But DAMN, if it isn’t funny!

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5. ETrade. “Shankapotomus” – ROFLOL that’s all I need :)

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Bit? Turning? Already Turned? Brains?

“Oh, well, you know, I should go out there and like get back in the dating game and stuff. I mean but what’s the point, like the Zombie Apocalypse (2012) is coming and when I turn, like, I’m not gonna be ‘dateable’…”

WRONG!!!

That excuse can no longer be used now that we have Zombie Harmony.

I found a date through zombie harmony - one of the best free dating sites for zombies
Created by Mingle2.com (Dating for non-zombies)

You, the zombie, can search based on critera ranging from no limbs to freshly turned, from immobile to slow-moving. It also contains little meaty chunks of information from featured members on the home page, what more can you ask for!

Wonder if there is a niche for affiliate marketing in the Zombie Dating arena. Nuff’ Said.

To those of us that need our Lost fix.

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Pure Genius.. never realized how often this was used in the show. I’m sure this will spawn yet another Lost drinking game.

What?

This may be why people say the things they do.

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In pretty much the biggest show of geekery humanly possible, 80 people dressed up as video game characters to set a new world record for the the Guinness World Record Gamer’s Edition. I do find it hard to believe though that it took only 80 to establish a world record for the largest gathering of game characters…  I do believe that some of our friends in Japan would scoff at 80. You could probably find more than 100 on a random street corner in Tokyo on a rainy Friday night, and they would have all just been out for a walk and just happened to run into one another. I expect this will be a fast record to fall.

BTW, Jill Valentine has had better days.

WWNPHD

WWNPHD

I can’t wait to see this movie, I loved the first one for numerous reasons….

But NPH made it that much better. He’s also pretty funny in How I Met Your Mother.

Red-band trailer here.

Put the blaster down, and step AWAY from the TaunTaun.

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For all you Star Wars aficionados who found the “Troops” videos as funny as I did. Here’s a blast from the past.

How perfectly deranged.

I always admire the ability of some folks to take the sweet memories of youth, and meld them into something twisted.

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Exhibit A: The Lego Electric Chair. Some more pics and even a little Flash piece here. Wonder if its compatible with Lego Jar Jar Binks… cause we all know he’d be the first one strapped in.

Count your days buddy, cause they’re numbered.