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Holy Shirley Temple’s P**sy Batman, They’re Back!

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Holy crap is right. I know this is not really breaking news at all, but I’ve been a fan of STP’s from the very, very beginning. Way back in my college days at SUNY Cortland, circa 1992, I was the metal music directory at our college radio station 90.5 WSUC FM (”SUC on your FM dial and we’ll come in your ear” - seriously we said that). One afternoon a CD single single (remember those, true believers?) came across my desk, it was “Sex Type Thing” from a new band called Stone Temple Pilots. Now many of my colleagues brushed them off as “Pearl Jam ripoffs” - but quite frankly, I never saw or heard that at all. I recognized them for exactly what they were…incredibly talented and incredibly fresh. I distinctly remember writing my notes on the jewel case (so the DJ’s would know which tracks to play on air for the new music rotation) and finishing them up with a “these guys will probably be insanely popular.” Prophetic, maybe. Fanboy, definitely.

The fanboy was cemented in my mind when I saw them live in NYC during the CMJ Music Festival in 92. STP is one of those bands that just completely come alive when they perform. If you’ve never seen Weiland come out on stage in a Zorro outfit, flailing his arms widely as he grins and grits his teeth, well… you haven’t lived, my friend, you just haven’t lived.

“Sex Type Thing” kicked my ass from the second it hit my ears and I’ve followed STP ever since. The band helped define an era for me with music that was not only skillfully written but had a lyrical soul that was sorely needed at that time in music. Don’t get me wrong, I was a HUGE fan of 80’s hair metal (and still am) - but after a while, I really didn’t want to hear about how many girls you can bang and who long you can do it for. STP wrote intelligent songs and never insulted their audience. They even helped usher in the unplugged era (along with Tesla) when Dean with just his guitar and Scott with just his mic performed “Plush” live on Headbanger’s Ball.

I’ve followed the members of STP through several incarnations including Weiland’s solo album, 12 bar blues; the Weiland-less STP (with Dave Coutts on vocals) as Talk Show; The Guns & Roses/STP mash-up Velvet Revolver, and the Filter/STP mash-up Army of Anyone. I’ve loved it all - there is true musical genius flowing through all of those bands.

So, needless to say I’m excited to catch them on tour and can’t wait to hear what’s next. I’m already on line at the Vatican gift shop.

Oh yeah, set your TiVo’s for Jimmy Kimmel Live on May 1st. They’re reported to be one.

I Pii, you pii, we all Wii for pii pii

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Urine for a treat with one of the absolutely strangest games I have ever seen, with Super Pii Pii Brothers. Our friends over at Think Geek are the sole state-side distributors of this Japanese game that pits you against raging torrents of yellow, several commodes, and one unlucky cat. Now I have not actually played the game, but it the box says: “Super Pii Pii Brothers promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing.”

Not sure if the world is quite ready for this, but then again I said that about Cashew butter.

In case you think I’m full of shit:

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Get your stinkin’ paws off my tombstone you damn dirty apes!

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iconogeek bids a fond farewell to Charlton Heston, who died at 84 from alzheimer’s disease. Read more about the man and his career.

By the gods, it’s frakkin’ back.

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HUGE, huge, huge, huge fan of BSG (to the uninitiated, that’s Battlestar Galactica). For those of you who remember the 80’s SciFi show, this has the same basic premise, but ups the ante 100-fold to create one of the best dramas on television. Top-notch acting, blockbuster SFX, and exceptional writing make this show a must-see. If you have not gotten into BSG, do it now! This is the final season of the show and it starts on April 4th on the SciFi channel (check your local listings). The first 3 seasons are available on DVD so go pick ‘em up and get sucked in.

To help ease the transition, I’ve posted the “What the Frak” recap above. enjoy.

Official BSG page