For Your 1-Stop Zombie Shopping Needs

Apparently Amazon understands that there is a market out there for the few of us who want to be on alert/ready when WWZ happens.

Almost everything you need to ready yourself for most Zombie Scenarios can be purchased here.

http://www.amazon.com/zombie-killing-weapons-survival-items/lm/R2PL8FOY8C78JF

This list also includes the Zombie Survival Bible; I call it Bible because its far more than a guide.  I’m not trying to learn how to Macramé, I’m trying to survive zombies and calling it anything other than a Bible is an insult to this god-send scripture and I for one will not befoul its worth by addressing it as a “guide”.

‘Nuff said!

3 Responses to “For Your 1-Stop Zombie Shopping Needs”


  1. 1 greg2point0

    This is awesome, but I’m more worried about a Robot Uprising, they should really have a survival kit to combat killer robots.

  2. 2 Chuck

    Greg, you’re absolutely right! Killer Robots could slowly destroy our way of life – Sam Waterston said it best on SNL. It’s coming.

  3. 3 Chuck

    Hey Cesar, thought you might like this! http://gizmodo.com/5041293/10-scary-zombie-killing-weapons

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