“Oh, well, you know, I should go out there and like get back in the dating game and stuff. I mean but what’s the point, like the Zombie Apocalypse (2012) is coming and when I turn, like, I’m not gonna be ‘dateable’…”
WRONG!!!
That excuse can no longer be used now that we have Zombie Harmony.

Created by Mingle2.com (Dating for non-zombies)
You, the zombie, can search based on critera ranging from no limbs to freshly turned, from immobile to slow-moving. It also contains little meaty chunks of information from featured members on the home page, what more can you ask for!
Wonder if there is a niche for affiliate marketing in the Zombie Dating arena. Nuff’ Said.
Anything that makes fun of eHarmony is cool in my book.
Hey Ces, so would your personal be SPZ seeks SAZ?