Comments on: Great news! Our computer overlords are almost here.

By: ben

ben — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:40:46 +0000

you guys need to lay off the diet soda… i think its makin you weird..

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/05/health/nutrition/05symp.html?em&ex=1202446800&en=62bc9a15e7b0537c&ei=5087

By: Your Robot Overlord

Your Robot Overlord — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:33:49 +0000

Ahhh yes, you are referring to the “Pillar of Human Manhood.” He has already signed our bio-forming contract and will be responsible for the next generation of MEHWD’s (Massively Endowed Human Worker Drones) or just “Moods.”

Thank you for you cooperation. We look forward to mulching you.

XOXOXO
Your Robot Overlord

By: jason

jason — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:57:23 +0000

I’ve sent your contract to my lawyers, the only thing they want changed is the reference to “weak human body”. Clearly they have me confused with someone else.

If Chuck decides to opt in he can use this contract as is.

Thanks for your fast response, can’t wait to work for you.

By: Your Robot Overlord

Your Robot Overlord — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:33:58 +0000

You will be paid in robot slave ferrets and the hot tub will be filled with boiling oil (the only known cure for android’s foot). These are our terms. Take it leave it. Please sign below:

I______(human name)_________ do hereby grant my biological rights to rectational invasion and any and all exploratory minutia as detailed in the robot code of ethics. I hereby grant my weak human body to be used for the betterment of robotkind. I will also indemnify and hold harmless any and all robots from such possible side effects as anal fissures, dry eye, rash, stomach pain, neck pain, runny nose, and cotton-mouth. In addition, I further state that I am not on an MAOI inhibitor.

Signed________(human scum)_____
Date______(todays, you pathetic human scum)______
Blood type ______(for the mulchers)______